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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The NBA Draft!!!

The annual celebration where we imagine all these fine young fellas dressed in random varieties of the many aesthetically pleasing colors and finely designed logos of the current NBA squads... (Except the Bobcats, Pistons, Hawks, Sonics, Magic, Jazz, Nuggets, T-Wolves, Bucks, Hornets, Nets, Cavaliers, Heat, Clippers, Mavericks, Rockets, 76ers, Warriors, Blazers, Spurs, Grizzlies, Wizards, Knicks, Bulls, Kings, Pacers, the Celtics black jerseys, the Lakers white jerseys and the Raptors (especially the Raptors) whose unis and logos which are entirely UGLY)

Here is my Bet-the-House-on-It-Guarantee:
the draft will go exactly as follows...
The 2006 NBA draft will go exactly as no one has predicted!

At least half of the 'studs' will suck. One non-stud will be a true stud, two non-studs will make great role players and 30 guys will make lots of guaranteed money based on their potential...trades will be made and surprises will abound. I can't wait...

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